An intruder in my kitchen

Today I am obliged to update this article I published one year ago as “The Thermomix’s brother-in-law”

Why?

Later I explain it you

Identifying whole family member is so difficult, specially when we talk about a large family like mine.

The best way to identify family members, when we talk about them with other people, is referring to some distinctive characteristic,  as a sample: “My brother from Santander” “My sister, the civil servant” “My niece, the lawyer” “My sister-in-law who has got a new face-lift” or “The Thermomix’s brother-in-law”.

For people who don’t know what is a Thermomix, you can follow this link. But as a resume the Thermomix is an electrical appliance, an expensive electrical appliance.

The only way to buy a Thermomix is to suffer an annoying female reunion. That’s as usual, but today I am talking about a man, my brother-in-law, my Thermomix’s brother-in-law.

As the great majority of Thermomix’s new owners my brother-in-law begun cooking bread:

I have cooked a whole-grain garlic bread… yum.

I cannot understand that bread fashion. As easy is to buy it?

Somebody has calculated how many breads must cook to recover the expense?

Infinities! because probably Thermomix has a lot of power which I don’t know, but I know how much is it, money, a lot of money.

The next level is the “sherbet”, sherbets, soups and creams

To accompany, today mango sherbet.

What?

Oh! probably do you prefer a rice? … No problem, with Thermomix I cook it at once…. Let me see, three minutes, Varoma temperature, speed 4. …Later I add the soup, speed 6 for 10 seconds. …OK…. Now we put the basket into the Thermomix and six minutes more, temperature Varoma, speed four, or five….. OMG I don’t remember…. the book I need the book…. Whre is the book?

Usually the new owners third step is the pastry-making.

Apple cake? No, no thanks I am on diet.

But one day, you need space to roll cannelloni, you wish paint the kitchen’s ceiling or you decide make spring-cleaning, for any reason the Thermomix ends up the laundry room.

The Thermomix owners the most that I know don’t use it, but my brother-in-law is different. I am sure he will use it a lot though only arguing with me.

I wrote it one year ago but since last week I have an intruder in my kitchen.

Take it, she said, take it and practice as long as you want

My friend Angeles bought her Thermomix eight years ago since then she has cooked melted chocolate, and melted chocolate, and also melted chocolate.

Now Angeles has put a beautiful egg-box on Thermomix’s place and I have an intruder in my kitchen.



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